British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 3

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total: 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[X] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4

German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You went to pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 5

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. A lot.
[X] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[X] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 5

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[X] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[x] You don't read.
[X] You shop at walmart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 5

French
[X] You enjoy pastry.
[X] You like to walk most places or ride a bus/train, not drive.
[ ] You enjoy wine.
[ ] You're rather rude to those who don't speak your language well
[ ] Love to speak formal French.
[X] Butter and salt are your favorite condiments.
Total: 3

Recap:

British: 3
Australian: 4
Italian: 6
Spanish: 3
Russian: 3
Irish: 4
African American: 4
Asian: 4
German: 5
Canadian: 5
American: 5
French: 3